Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered at a Golf Club :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered at a golf game ClubFirstly, I would like to thank Nick for his kind wrangling on behalf of the bridesmaids and both unrivaled else he mentioned. While Im on the character of gratitude, thanks also to Elite Golf Club and all(a) the workers for a wonderful spread. Any chance of a golf membership? laughBefore getting into things, I must say what a rattling wonderful wedding its been so far. Pretty church, glamorous cars, glorious flowers, brainy food, a beautiful bride and an average groom. Naturally, Nick didnt want any of this expense though. Being an accountant, his original idea for the dinner today was to break up several family buckets from Kentucky Fried Chicken. He also suggested to Shimona that they have the eucharist at the PB garage to save on a photographic camera man. But Nicks really quite well off you know, but this is the close set(predicate) youll get to him boasting about it. In fact, you could spend the whole shadow in the pub with him and not realize he has a centime to his name. I dont know if you have noticed, but Nick has had actually had his reason specially designed for today, featuring shortened arms and extra-deep pockets. LaughterThats the brave of the accountant jokes I think the facts speak for themselves. In any case, I dont think its valid to bunch all accountants into stereotypes Nick, for example, is a monotype And I first met him at a party one New Years Eve, where a game was organized that required us to pair up and get into teams. Wanting to win the prize of cardinal cans of lager - quite a trophy when you were sixteen - I approached the most(prenominal) athletic and intelligent guy there. But Keith Fletcher was already paired up, so I had to settle for Nick. And no, we didnt win the lager, but it didnt stop us from being pals ever since. Hell be the first to admit that hes never been the sportiest of blokes as doing any form of exercise seems to bring on a headache. But he d oes enjoy the odd game of badminton and is truly keen on football, rather than play though, he prefers to stay in and watch games on the telly (TV). He loves watching the soap operas as well. In fact, if it wasnt for Emmerdale hed hardly get any novel air at all.